Sunday, November 11, 2007

death by chocolate?

would it be better to die from a brain hemorrhage or from heart disease? really i just want to know what kind of yogurt to buy. should i get the light variety (containing aspartame) which can cause brain hemorrhages, or the regular kind that has sugar and high-fructose corn syrup and more calories which contribute to my obesity problem leading to heart disease? i guess it doesn't really matter, they both come in plastic containers that cause cancer.


2 comments:

Unknown said...

wait, there is a new study to throw into the mix (as reported to me in the NY Times)! Apparently, you live longer if you are overweight than if you are obese or too thin. Sooooo, maybe a little sugar won't kill you? But not eating enough? Yeah, that will kill you.

lizzie said...

just don't buy the yougurt. i don't like it.